Ah-ah, ah! Ah-ah, ah!
Led Zeppelin – “Immigrant Song”
Mistakes Herself For The Myth
A legendary race believed to have descended from Prometheus himself, the bringer of fire. Some believe that the first Ginger was in fact the flame that Prometheus handed down to the human race that fateful day. Regardless, since that day, all Gingers have had the fire of Prometheus coursing through their veins, scorching their hair bright red, charring their skin into what are commonly mistaken for freckles when the fire strays too close to the surface.
But most importantly many gingers have a very short temper so it is a fairly good idea to not piss them off.
…err, that would be Christmas Carols.
Greta notes that Nork Leader, Kim Jung-un gave new meaning to her call to “put them against the wall.” She further remarked that Kim’s “executing five security officials with anti-aircraft guns’ over false reports” sends just the right message to climate deniers.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
“Well, Ed. It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off of a snowman.”
*It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
*Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
*It’s so cold I had to break the smoke off my chimney.
*It’s so cold my balls have become ovaries!
*It’s so cold Dunkin’ Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.
*It’s so cold I had to chisel my dog off a fire hydrant.