‘Die Hard’ Days Of Christmas

“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!” Christmas is coming.

The 12 Days of Christmas according to Die Hard

   
   

Darwin’s Forklift Brigade

Darwin ponders the question of just how many drivers does it take to operate a forklift?  Operate poorly, he adds.  By his count, four would be the correct number here.  One to steer, two to ride side-saddle, and one to bail off the rear thereby nearly getting his genomes crushed.  Thankfully, number four had a bit of the crabbing, scrabbling gene which barely allowed his two most important jewels to survive.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Sleigh Ride – Giddy-up Let’s Go!

 

“Sleigh Ride”

   
   

The Grinches That Tried To Steal The Presidency

   
   

Murica – Christmas Camper

   
   

Ralphie Figures Out FakeNews CNN

And in keeping with the spirit of “A Christmas Story”….