Any Excuse To Play “Stairway To Heaven”

Led Zeppelin – “Stairway To Heaven”

AC-DC – “Highway To Hell”

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FakeNews Heimlich Maneuver – A Real Lifesaver

Just remember to keep your feet (clad in your expensive shoes) behind the victim, the FakeNews Spew, once released, is worse than the worst case of “projectile vomiting” ever.

Hey Nancy, Can You Spare Me A Crumb?

I’d like one of those $1000 dollar crumbs, please…

Meet The Newest Olympic Sport

You’ve got your Bobsledding and your Luge and your Snowboarding and your Ski Jumping. And they’re all good.  But now you have the most spectacular Winter Olympic Event of all – The Freestyle Shopping Cart Skiing Water Broad Jump.  Curling….eat your heart out

Jay Z – No History Buff Is He

Texas Valentine’s Day Cards On Markdown

“Cook or Freeze” by February 14. Get a cute little sticker to go over the label, and no problem.  It’s the thought that counts, right? And do remember to give it the ‘sniff/tiny taste test’ when you thaw it out for next year’s romance.

Rube Goldberg’s “Heart Weavers”

These “weaving’s for the heart” get Rube’s approval because they’re so damn tediously, tiny, and complicated. But I would add, amazing. Watch.

Ruh-Roh Charlie Darwin – Your Newest Candidate Just ‘Beat Feet’

It appears that this candidate for one of Charlie Darwin’s Awards may have walked away before getting his award. Better luck delivering next time, Charlie.  And you know there will be a next time, because they just never learn.

**Tire tracks in – hole in the ice – footprints out. Ohhh yeahhh???