“Chicken Run”
Joe Biden’s Chicken Run
“This boy’s more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.”
Chicken Run – No Knives Allowed
The Daily Wire reports, “Britain Prints Knife Crime Warnings On Fried Chicken Boxes.” What? Get outta here Foghorn Leghorn.
“Special chicken boxes warning about the dangers of carrying a knife are to be distributed to takeaways across England and Wales by the government,” reports Sky News. “More than 320,000 of them — featuring the Home Office #knifefree campaign — will replace the standard packaging in 210 outlets.”
New Chicken ‘Gender’ Discovered??
Boobs or balls? You make the call.
Heirloom Chicken Breed? The Louis XIV
They’re both very pretty boys.
**Caution – You may not find the Louis XIV Chicken breed in “The A-Z of Chicken Breeds.” Just sayin’…
KFC – Drumstick Wasting Disease – update
Update: Apparently, KFC-DWD comes in more ‘flavors’ than simply too many KFC $Five Dollar Fill-ups. Warning: The extreme flatulence produced by the combination of cole slaw and chicken fat will blow those skinny jeans or yoga pants right off the ol’….. Protective Eyewear recommended.