Splish splash, I got me a bath
When my bidet ran amuck….
If you get an invitation to appear on “Maury“, you might want to decline.
As the great Samuel L. Jackson once said, “Duck and cover, MotherF*Ckers, duck and cover.
Strange noise in the White House Press Briefing Room
The “Infinite Monkey Fact-checking Theorem” states that a monkey checking random facts for an infinite amount of time will almost surely correctly check any given fact, such as who was behind the “Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax” or “Was the 2020 Election Rigged”. In fact, the monkey would almost surely check every possible finite fact an infinite number of times.