Slowly I turned… step by step… inch by inch…, PINK Flamingos!!!
The Monkees – “Opening Theme”
Breitbart reports, “Barack Obama in 2008: Both Parties ‘Have Monkeyed Around With Elections’“.
Then-Senator Obama (D-IL) said: “I come from Chicago. It’s not as if it’s just Republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the past. Sometimes Democrats have, too. You know, whenever people are in power, they have this tendency to try to tilt things in their direction.”
But, of course, if a Republican like Ron DeSantis uses the colloquial expression….
So Barack Obama saying, "It’s not as if it’s just Republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the past. Sometimes Democrats have, too" would be a racist 'dog whistle' too? Shall we hoist him on a petard right next to DeSantis? Crickets on that one, I suspect.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) August 30, 2018
The Beatles – “Everybody’s Got Something To Hide But Me And My Monkey”
To introduce our newest feature, Monday Morning Morons, Evel “The Street Skier” Knotknievel demonstrates his famous death defying ‘Shoefly Slide’. We’re pretty sure you’ll be reading about him in the Monday Morning Mortuary notices shortly.
Barefoot Water Skiing Championship – Now That’s Barefooting With Style