The Monkees – “Opening Theme”
Monkeyshines
Barack Obama – Election Monkey
Breitbart reports, “Barack Obama in 2008: Both Parties ‘Have Monkeyed Around With Elections’“.
Barack Obama warned supporters that politicians had “monkeyed around” with elections, during a campaign speech at Kent State University in New Philadelphia, Ohio, on September 3, 2008.
Then-Senator Obama (D-IL) said: “I come from Chicago. It’s not as if it’s just Republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the past. Sometimes Democrats have, too. You know, whenever people are in power, they have this tendency to try to tilt things in their direction.”
But, of course, if a Republican like Ron DeSantis uses the colloquial expression….
So Barack Obama saying, "It’s not as if it’s just Republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the past. Sometimes Democrats have, too" would be a racist 'dog whistle' too? Shall we hoist him on a petard right next to DeSantis? Crickets on that one, I suspect.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) August 30, 2018
Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey
The Beatles – “Everybody’s Got Something To Hide But Me And My Monkey”
It’s A Big Boy’s World, Right Bob?
Monday Morning Morons
To introduce our newest feature, Monday Morning Morons, Evel “The Street Skier” Knotknievel demonstrates his famous death defying ‘Shoefly Slide’. We’re pretty sure you’ll be reading about him in the Monday Morning Mortuary notices shortly.
Barefoot Water Skiing Championship – Now That’s Barefooting With Style
