Meanwhile in California
Help Prevent Forest Fires – Recall Gavin Newsom
You always do what Smokey says, right?
Shoppers, We Have A “Poo Light” Special On Aisle 10
Welcome to Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco. Be sure to wear your hip waders when you shop Safeway’s Aisle 10 – Home of the “Poo Light Special.”
California – Straight Outta Power
California liberals have run themselves “Straight Outta Golden Ages.”
California Burnin’
California’s Green New Deal Is Going Up In Smoke
A motorist on the way to work on the 405 freeway in southern California films a raging wildfire. Multiple blazes have erupted across the region this week, forcing thousands of people to flee and smothering cities in smoke.
The Mamas & the Papas – California Dreamin’
New California Standardized Santa Ana Wind O’Meter Scale
Will You Have Power Today? Check Your Trashcan For Forcast.
The Governor set today’s Power Blackout Level at “Trashcan 2 – Tipped Over.”