TEOTWAWKI

Dr. Fauci’s Wheel Of Misfortune

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That old sharpie grifter, Dr. Anthony Fauci, is never gonna willingly give up the center stage. Just ask that other old sharpie grifter, Joe Biden.

Biden asked Fauci to serve as chief medical adviser

The Hill–President-elect Joe Biden on Thursday asked Anthony Fauci, the nation’s top infectious diseases expert, to serve as his chief medical adviser.

Biden told CNN’s Jake Tapper in an interview that he asked Fauci to serve in the position in addition to staying on in his long-time role as the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.

“I asked him to stay on the exact same role he’s had for the past several presidents, and I asked him to be a chief medical adviser for me as well, and be part of the COVID team,” Biden told the network in his first joint interview with Vice President-elect Kamala Harris since the election.

Fauci Cancels Christmas

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That’s COVID, Baby!!

Fauci says Christmas and New Year’s restrictions will be necessary due to holiday coronavirus wave.

CNBC–Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s top infectious disease expert, said on Sunday that the U.S. is heading into a difficult period of the coronavirus pandemic. He said current restrictions and travel advisories will be necessary for the Christmas holiday season. While the CDC warned people against traveling for Thanksgiving, more than 9 million people traveled in airports running up to and after the holiday. Fauci said Americans should take their own virus mitigation steps in order to help overwhelmed hospital systems.

‘Pooper Preppers’ Are Hoarding Pooper Paper Again

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Toilet Paper is Scarce Again as ‘Panic Factor’ Returns

NBC4 Los Angeles–The line of departing trucks never goes away. 24 hours a day, seven days a week, they leave with thousands and thousands of rolls onboard.

In her 42 years in the toilet paper business, Lizanne Nanez with the Charmin Plant Finance Department has heard them all — the jokes, the puns all in good fun she says. But nobody’s laughing now.

“No, no! Now it’s essential,” Nanez said.