Dindu Hanging…Dindu Missiles…Dindu Kiddie Porn
And Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Kill Himself
It’s true that we’ve not yet passed that “Black Friday” holiday milestone, but one might say that this is a dual purpose post – one to warn you that Christmas themed memes are on their way, and the other to introduce the “Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Kill Himself” category. So… Drumroll please. Just like Christmas lights Jeffrey Epstein didn’t hang himself.
** Epstein said he was considering cooperating in “naming names” in his international sex ring
** He was found unconscious in his prison cell just three weeks earlier
** Two days prior to his death documents released for the first time implicated several top Democrats in his pedo sex ring
** He was taken off suicide watch after a failed attempt just two weeks earlier
** The cameras malfunctioned — There is no video
** Then later we hear the cameras showed the guards did not do rounds? Which is it?
** The prison guards had worked several extra shifts last week
Jeffrey Epstein in his best Billy Crystal Fernando Lamas voice, “You look marvelous in that little blue dress, Mr. President.” The red shoes are a perfect choice.
Jeffrey Epstein had a bizarre portrait of Bill Clinton in a dress hanging in his Manhattan mansion, DailyMailTV can reveal.
The picture depicting the former president apparently lounging on a chair in the Oval Office, wearing red heels and posing suggestively in a blue dress redolent of Monica Lewinsky was in a room off the stairway of the Upper East Side townhouse.