First Christmas Lights Meme Of The Season

And Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Kill Himself

It’s true that we’ve not yet passed that “Black Friday” holiday milestone, but one might say that this is a dual purpose post – one to warn you that Christmas themed memes are on their way, and the other to introduce the “Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Kill Himself” category.  So… Drumroll please. Just like Christmas lights Jeffrey Epstein didn’t hang himself.

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The Jeffrey E. Epstein Memorial Bridge – Your Government Wants To Sell It To You

Here’s a sampling of Gateway Pundit’s, “Complete List of Inconsistencies in Prison Policy Surrounding Jeffrey Epstein’s Death.”  Have I got a bridge to sell you….

** Epstein said he was considering cooperating in “naming names” in his international sex ring
** He was found unconscious in his prison cell just three weeks earlier
** Two days prior to his death documents released for the first time implicated several top Democrats in his pedo sex ring
** He was taken off suicide watch after a failed attempt just two weeks earlier
** The cameras malfunctioned — There is no video
** Then later we hear the cameras showed the guards did not do rounds? Which is it?
** The prison guards had worked several extra shifts last week

Read moreThe Jeffrey E. Epstein Memorial Bridge – Your Government Wants To Sell It To You

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Hump Day – Jeffrey Epstein Had A “Marvelous” Painting Of Bill Clinton In Monica’s Blue Dress

Jeffrey Epstein in his best Billy Crystal Fernando Lamas voice, “You look marvelous in that little blue dress, Mr. President.”  The red shoes are a perfect choice.

Jeffrey Epstein had a bizarre portrait of Bill Clinton in a dress hanging in his Manhattan mansion, DailyMailTV can reveal.

The picture depicting the former president apparently lounging on a chair in the Oval Office, wearing red heels and posing suggestively in a blue dress redolent of Monica Lewinsky was in a room off the stairway of the Upper East Side townhouse.

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Jeffrey Epstein’s Dead – When Memes Intersect Reality

Legend of a Mind (and dick) – Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
Jeffrey Epstein’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
He’ll fly his astral plane
Takes you trips around the bay
Brings you back the same day
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
Timothy Leary’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
He’ll fly his astral plane
Takes you trips around the bay
Brings you back the same day
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

Along the coast you’ll hear them boast
About a light they say that shines so clear
So raise your glass, we’ll drink a toast
To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier

He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down
He’ll plant your feet back firmly on the ground
He flies so high, he swoops so low
He knows exactly which way he’s gonna go
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down
He’ll plant your feet back on the ground
He’ll fly so high, he’ll swoop so low
Jeffrey Epstein

He’ll fly his astral plane
He’ll take you trips around the bay
He’ll bring you back the same day
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

Suicide?? Yeah, Right…

Jeffrey Epstein Committed Suicide? ROTFLMAO!!

The Moody Blues – “Legend of a Mind”

Timothy Leary
Songwriters: Ray Thomas

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