Alexandria ‘Bug-eyed Bronx Bolshevik’ Ocasio-Cortez

There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she’s buying a stairway to heaven

Led Zeppelin – Stairway To Heaven

Except for her Tesla, her toney Naval Yard waterfront apartment, and her $3,000 suits