‘Fifty Shades Of Hay’ Starring ‘Tampon’ Tim Walz

That Liberal Women Think Tim Walz Is Sexy Tells You All You Need To Know About Liberal Women

Daily Caller–Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Marxism?

Yes, a horde of liberal women have now inexplicably found their dream man: Minnesota Governor and walking-dad-joke Tim Walz.

Comedian Chelsea Handler called him a “cutie-patootie” and said it would be “hot” if he brought her tampons.

Comic Julia Sweeney declared a “political crush” on Walz after seeing his charisma on TV. Many commentators, including ESPN’s Mina Kimes, have gushed about the “really powerful” way that Walz is “modeling a different kind of masculinity.” Others projected their daddy issues onto him. Some viral Twitter randos have even called him a “sexy grandpa” and openly fantasized about what sex with him would be like. I’ll spare you the details, though.