Cats
There Is No Such Thing As A ‘Cute’ Kitty
There is only Murder and Mayhem in disguise… BTW. What’s my name?
The Rolling Stones – Sympathy For The Devil (Official Lyric Video)
Cat Turdsday – Avast Me Hearties
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
Blimey! You bilge-sucking carousers. Imma gonna cleave you to the brisket and feed the fishes with your booty, if Imma not the son of a biscuit eater, I y’am.
First Rule For Changing Kitty’s Diet From ‘Expensive’ Little Cans To ‘Cheap’ Bulk Dry Food
Lock Up Or Hide All Sharp Objects
Kitty Is Gonna Murder You
Get your affairs in order. It’s only a matter of time until kitty kills you and eats your eyeballs.
Listen To The Dog…
The ‘Effing Cat Wants To Kill You.
