Kitty says, “Let me come golfing with you, Dad. I’ll be good. I’ll chase birdies. Maybe some squirrels. I’m very quiet. No noise. I can get my own snacks. Pee breaks won’t slow you down. Please…..Dad? Please???”
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Golfing With Bogey
Cats
Bees-1, Cat-0
That’s gotta hurt, Kitty….
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Proof Kitty Holds A Grudge
“I will ‘keel’ you, Human…”
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Schrödinger’s Cat Seen Plotting A New Quantum Mechanics Experiment
Your murder and disappearance.
The new theory being that if kitty murders you, you will not be able to put him in a box with poison, therefore he will be simultaneously alive while you, most regrettably, and most demonstrably, are very dead.
Schrödinger’s Cat: a cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box. … The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead.
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Purradise City Kitties
Guns ‘N Roses – “Paradise City”
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