And admit it. You’d probably deserve the ‘limp mouse toss’ for that little piece of cat battery.
Cats
How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
If Kitty’s lips are moving, he’s indifferent to your continued existence…
It’s only a matter of choosing the right time and venue to do the deed.
There Is No Such Thing As A ‘Cute’ Kitty
There is only Murder and Mayhem in disguise… BTW. What’s my name?
The Rolling Stones – Sympathy For The Devil (Official Lyric Video)
Cat Turdsday – Avast Me Hearties
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
Blimey! You bilge-sucking carousers. Imma gonna cleave you to the brisket and feed the fishes with your booty, if Imma not the son of a biscuit eater, I y’am.
First Rule For Changing Kitty’s Diet From ‘Expensive’ Little Cans To ‘Cheap’ Bulk Dry Food
Lock Up Or Hide All Sharp Objects
