Cat Turdsday – Avast Me Hearties

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

Blimey! You bilge-sucking carousers.  Imma gonna cleave you to the brisket and feed the fishes with your booty, if Imma not the son of a biscuit eater, I y’am.

Golfing With Bogey

Kitty says, “Let me come golfing with you, Dad.  I’ll be good.  I’ll chase birdies.  Maybe some squirrels.  I’m very quiet.  No noise.  I can get my own snacks.  Pee breaks won’t slow you down.  Please…..Dad?  Please???”