Watch Out For the ‘Murder Mits’
Cats
Someone Get The ‘Effing Kitty His Coffee
Rape, murder, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Rape, murder, yeah, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Rape, murder, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Mmm, a flood is threatening
My very life today
Gimme, gimme shelter
Or I’m gonna fade away
The Rolling Stones – “Gimme Shelter”
It’s Nine O’Clock On A Saturday…
And the regular cats shuffle in
Billy Joel – Piano Man
Kitty Contemplating ‘Murder Most Foul’
And admit it. You’d probably deserve the ‘limp mouse toss’ for that little piece of cat battery.
How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
If Kitty’s lips are moving, he’s indifferent to your continued existence…
It’s only a matter of choosing the right time and venue to do the deed.
There Is No Such Thing As A ‘Cute’ Kitty
There is only Murder and Mayhem in disguise… BTW. What’s my name?
The Rolling Stones – Sympathy For The Devil (Official Lyric Video)
