Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
Blimey! You bilge-sucking carousers. Imma gonna cleave you to the brisket and feed the fishes with your booty, if Imma not the son of a biscuit eater, I y’am.
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Cats
First Rule For Changing Kitty’s Diet From ‘Expensive’ Little Cans To ‘Cheap’ Bulk Dry Food
Lock Up Or Hide All Sharp Objects
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Kitty Is Gonna Murder You
Get your affairs in order. It’s only a matter of time until kitty kills you and eats your eyeballs.
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Listen To The Dog…
The ‘Effing Cat Wants To Kill You.
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Golfing With Bogey
Kitty says, “Let me come golfing with you, Dad. I’ll be good. I’ll chase birdies. Maybe some squirrels. I’m very quiet. No noise. I can get my own snacks. Pee breaks won’t slow you down. Please…..Dad? Please???”
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Bees-1, Cat-0
That’s gotta hurt, Kitty….
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