Bam!! Right to the face, Kitty!
“I will ‘keel’ you, Human…”
Your murder and disappearance.
The new theory being that if kitty murders you, you will not be able to put him in a box with poison, therefore he will be simultaneously alive while you, most regrettably, and most demonstrably, are very dead.
Schrödinger’s Cat: a cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box. … The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead.
Guns ‘N Roses – “Paradise City”
Well that worked out about as well as Elon Musk’s new Tesla delivery scheme.