We need one of your made up, bullshit explanations for this otherwise inexplicable phenomenon.
COVID Derangement Syndrome
Governor Cooper Announces School’s Out For Summer
School’s out for summer
School’s out forever
School’s been blown to pieces
No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher’s dirty looks
Well, we got no class
And we got no principals
We ain’t got no innocence
We can’t even think of a word that rhymes
Alice Cooper – School’s Out (from Alice Cooper: Trashes The World)
Green New Deal Nose Blowing Demonstration
This ‘Environmentally Sustainable’ method of blowing one’s nose not only eliminates the need to kill trees to make kleenex tissues, but also reinforces the notion that ‘shaking hands’ is no longer relevant to today’s pandemic times.
My Beach Body Was Sooo… 2019
New COVID Lockdown Fever symptom discovered…”Whole Body Insulin Resistance Syndrome.”
The deadly covid-19 pandemic is obscuring another — obesity
The Washington Post–As America emerges from the covid-19 pandemic, we need to focus urgent attention on another disease that kills hundreds of thousands every year: obesity.
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 42 percent of Americans have obesity. Nearly 1 in 10 have severe obesity, up from 1 in 20 two decades ago. Obesity is a risk factor for other chronic diseases, including diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease and several cancers. By itself, it’s the second-leading cause of preventable death, after tobacco, responsible for an estimated 300,000 deaths per year.
Free Range Survivor Kid…(And Prolly COVID Immune, Too)
And don’t forget all of the ‘double-dog dare’ dirt that was consumed, either.
Better Watch Out Or Your Face Might Get Stuck That Way
Dr. Fauci warns about the side-effects of ‘Extreme Face Maskery’…
BeautyGeeks–When I was a kid, whenever we pulled goofy or grumpy faces, our Mum would tell us that we’d get stuck that way if we weren’t careful.
She wasn’t the only source of such sage advice; I’d read something similar in one of my favourite books by British author Enid Blyton. In Adventures of the Wishing-Chair (1937, Newnes), just as an obnoxious little boy pulled a grotesque face, the wind changed and he couldn’t change his face back. *gasp*
Lucky for him, intrepid Mollie and Peter and their Wishing-Chair managed to track down a bit of the original wind to blow back in his face. Lo and behold, the boy’s face was unstuck and off he went, hopefully never to make faces again.
