Great Pumpkins!! Pumpkin memes are like Lays Potato Chips, you can’t have just one more.
What A Pair Of Cucurbtits
Update: The Portland Witches announced today that there will be a major technology update for next year’s Paddleboarding event. Spokeswitch Bella Strange said, “Our new twin engine brooms are really gonna churn up the old Willamette River next year. Our biggest concern will be in avoiding being cited for excessive wakes in the newly designated “No Wake Zones“.
Mike. Mike! MIKE!!! What day Is IT???
Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
In addition to their real problems with Anifas, slugs, killer moss, extreme Vitamin D Deficiencies (no ‘effing sunshine), bad Municipal Governance, being spitting distance from 10 Civilization killing Volcanos, toenail fungus, Birkenstocks everywhere, and now, a major, bordering on humungus, Paddleboarding Witch Infestation.