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Texas Toilet Paper Horror Show
Oh, Nooo’s!!! Toilet paper shipment goes up in flames in Texas truck crash…
FoxNews – A tractor-trailer carrying a load of toilet paper rolled over and burst into flames on a Texas
highway early Wednesday morning, as people are hoarding the household necessity around the country during the coronavirus pandemic.
Video from a traffic camera showed the truck still smoldering three hours after the crash. It happened around 4:15 a.m. on Interstate 20 near Dallas, snarling traffic for hours, Fox 4 reported.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg – Pickled In Purell
If you think the Democrats went crazy with Impeachment, consider, if you dare, what could be…
Post Toilet Paper Apocalypse Survivors
Gilligan’s Island Intro
Coronavirus Bunker
Nuthin’ Like a Bunker To Hunker Down In During The Coronavirus Apocalypse
Oregon Snowflakes Call 911 To Deliver Toilet Paper
Oregon Police Are Begging People to Stop Calling 911 If They Run Out of Toilet Paper
Darwin is truly hard at work during this “Great Coronavirus Hunkerdown”.
The Gateway Pundit – It’s hard to believe that we
even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance,” Newport Oregon Police said in a Facebook post.
The police had some fun and offered residents alternatives to toilet paper if they were to run out.“In fact, history offers many other options for you in your time of need if you cannot find a roll of your favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue,” the police said.
“Seamen used old rope and anchor lines soaked in salt water. Ancient Romans used a sea sponge on a stick, also soaked in salt water. We are a coastal town. We have an abundance of salt water available. Sea shells were also used.”
Doomsday Seed Vault Releases Some Seeds For Coronavirus Pandemic
Buried inside a mountain in Norway’s Svalbard archipelago, the Global Seed Vault — often referred to as the doomsday seed vault — stores back-up seeds for every one of humanity’s food crops and essentials. Heh.
Signs Of The Coming Apocalypse?
The Chinese Coronavirus is here, but will it be Epic, or not so much…? Stay tuned.
Wait a minute!! Apocalypse, not Alpacalypse…
