Darwin’s Belt Sanding Brigade

Darwin is wont to note that a working knowledge of Newton’s First Law  of Motion should be prerequisite for obtaining a ‘Belt Sander Operating License’ (BS-OL).  Darwin says, “Always wear appropriate Eye Protection and Genome Protection Devices before attempting any Belt Sanding project.”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors