Code SF Brown – Cleanup On The Bacon Aisle

Code brown’: An army of cleaners patrols SF’s filthiest streets

The San Francisco Standard–“See this Code Brown? I’m sending it to one of the workers now,” said cleaning team leader Ken McCarter as he paused to look at a pile of feces on a San Francisco street in the South of Market neighborhood. McCarter snapped a picture with his phone and shot off a cleaning request.

The alert would be received by an ambassador with the SoMa West Community Benefit District nonprofit. Ambassadors are paid a starting rate of roughly $22 an hour, plus hazard pay. But especially gross tasks like feces cleanup command a premium: Workers bag $3 for every “Code Brown” they scrape off the streets.

“It’s the scavenger hunt from hell that my team has to play every day,” said Christian Martin, executive director of the nonprofit. “Seriously, there’s not enough [public restrooms], when you’ve got thousands of people living on the streets.”

Possum Pooping Florida Man Nabbed

Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum during rush hour traffic

New York Post–A Florida man was arrested after allegedly defecating on a dead possum in the middle of rush-hour traffic, according to police.

Rudy Wilcox, 45, was picked up by Clearwater police on Wednesday around 5:30 p.m. after he was seen dropping-trow in the middle of the Belcher Road and Willow Tree Trail intersection then laying a log on the doubly-unfortunate possum “in full view of the motoring public.”

“The def. was observed defecating on a deceased possum with his pants lowered and his anal region exposed,” a Pinellas County affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun read.