This Is A Startup Just Made For Shark Tank

Just think of the bidding battle between Mr. Wonderful, Kevin O’Leary, and Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, for the rights to this product. O’Leary will try to get it for a 3.% Royalty on the value of any snackies transported by the product, and Cuban, well, he just wants to shelve the product so it won’t ever make it to market.  Let’s face it, he’ll make more money protecting the $Concession Revenues at Mavericks games.  After all, he’s gotta sell a $shitload of that $6Buck Beer and those $4Buck dogs, you know, in order to pay the $Big Bucks to Harrison and DeAndre.



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