This Is A Startup Just Made For Shark Tank

Just think of the bidding battle between Mr. Wonderful, Kevin O’Leary, and Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, for the rights to this product. O’Leary will try to get it for a 3.% Royalty on the value of any snackies transported by the product, and Cuban, well, he just wants to shelve the product so it won’t ever make it to market.  Let’s face it, he’ll make more money protecting the $Concession Revenues at Mavericks games.  After all, he’s gotta sell a $shitload of that $6Buck Beer and those $4Buck dogs, you know, in order to pay the $Big Bucks to Harrison and DeAndre.


Mark Cuban To Spend 10 Million Dollars On Sexual Harassment ‘Indulgences’

From the Washington Post we learn, “Mark Cuban to donate $10 million to women’s groups after investigation into Dallas Mavericks.

After a seven-month investigation into the workplace culture of the Dallas Mavericks, owner Mark Cuban agreed to donate $10 million to women’s groups, and the NBA has created a series of mandates Dallas must follow moving forward.

Those punishments were announced Wednesday afternoon, in concert with the release of a 43-page report from the investigation by former Manhattan district attorney Evan Krutoy and former New Jersey attorney general Anne Milgram.

I have zero empathy for the arrogant Mr. Cuban, but I do see that the precedent set by his purchasing “indulgences” is going to unleash a pack of predators similar to Jesse Jackson’s Rainbow Push or Al Sharpton’s National Action Network of “Shakedown Kings“, except it will be of the #Metoo movement rather than the “No Justice, No Peace” movement.  On second thought, I bet you’ll see the two Reverends end up right in the middle of this new opportunity for legalized extortion.

Clapper the ‘Tapper’

Former Director of National Intelligence(DNI) James, “The Tapper”, Clapper has got himself a new retirement gig.  Mark Cuban, his good #NeverTrump buddy, has invited him to pitch his new product, ‘The Clapper Tapper’ on “Shark Tank”.  Tap on.  Tap off, James.


Do Be a Debate Dog

Gear up because the ‘stuffs gonna fly.  Hillary invited Mark Cuban (notorious Trumpophobic) to Monday night’s Presidential Debate and The “Donald” responded by inviting Gennifer Flowers (notorious buxom Bill Clinton dog_debate_dogparamour).  And depending on the number of front row seats Trump has, he most certainly will invite Monica, Juanita, Kathleen, and Dolly.

Just in case the above ladies have a previous engagement, there are rumors that Trump will do a Clint Eastwood empty seat deal with name tags on them.

For that matter, Trump has a plethora of choices to get inside Hillary’s head.  It wouldn’t be that hard for him to fill up the entire front row with Bill’s previous dalliances. Let’s see, you have, in reserve, Paula, Maria, Belinda, Naomi, Markie, Patricia, Elizabeth, Sally….