Is Fruit Loops the new “Breakfast of Champions?”
You don’t think Kellogg’s is going to be asking for those big endorsement fees back, do you?
Go to the BACK OF THE LINE
If only Madam Hillary show the same “tolerance” for line jumping for the 30 bazillion Illegal Immigrants as she does for one of her loyal supporters…..
Celebrity Spokesmodel
Like Bill said, “we got bills to pay.” Not to be outdone, Hillary tries out for a celebrity spokesmodel position.
Late for Cinco de Mayo Party
After getting repaired, this party animal faces being charged with GWI–“Guacamoling While Intoxicated.”
Gives Hound Dogs a Bad Name
Even Buddy blanches at Bill’s little peccadilloes…. The depths of which are yet to be plumbed.
***Yeah, we know Buddy has passed, but you can be sure that he’s shaking his little doggy head in disgust from wherever he might be.
Sage Political Advice
Hey. When you’re the “front-runner” and “heir-apparent”, advice comes in all flavors.
Daily Darwin – Human Gunrack
Do Not whatever you do, say “pull.”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Today’s Bacon – It’s Never Too Late
You may think Valentine’s Day was months ago, but try this bouquet on your sweetie….