Countdown To Shark Week 2023

Usually, Shark Week occurs annually for one week during the summer, between July and August. Shark Week 2023 begins on Tuesday, July 11th, and ends on Tuesday, July 18th. Do you know? Shark Week has become the longest-running cable television programming event in history since 2010!  This year’s run features the ‘Moderately Competent Caucasian’ Shark. Prepare for the excitement, homies.

Every Gull’s Crazy ‘Bout A Shark Dressed Man

Silk suit, black tie
I don’t need a reason why
They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man

Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain’t missin’ not a single thing
Cufflinks, stick pin
When I step out I’m gonna do you in

ZZ Top – Sharp Dressed Man (Official Music Video)