Actually, according to The Daily Caller, “SARAH LAWRENCE STUDENTS DEMAND FREE FABRIC SOFTENER TO COMBAT RACISM.”
Crikey!! “The annual list price to attend Sarah Lawrence College on a full time basis for 2017/2018 is $70,266 for all students regardless of their residency. This fee is comprised of $52,600 for tuition, $14,856 room and board, $600 for books and supplies and $1,410 for other fees.” Nowhere do I see a stipend for TidePods. So suck it up Snowflakes and hope that Gender Studies Degree can get you a job….maybe in housekeeping so that you can use someone else’s TidePods.
Since ‘Liberal Derangement Syndrome’ is so much fun, here are a few more Adventures with TidePods.