Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Actually, according to The Daily Caller, “SARAH LAWRENCE STUDENTS DEMAND FREE FABRIC SOFTENER TO COMBAT RACISM.”
Crikey!! “The annual list price to attend Sarah Lawrence College on a full time basis for 2017/2018 is $70,266 for all students regardless of their residency. This fee is comprised of $52,600 for tuition, $14,856 room and board, $600 for books and supplies and $1,410 for other fees.” Nowhere do I see a stipend for TidePods. So suck it up Snowflakes and hope that Gender Studies Degree can get you a job….maybe in housekeeping so that you can use someone else’s TidePods.
Since ‘Liberal Derangement Syndrome’ is so much fun, here are a few more Adventures with TidePods.
Who is left to defend Great Britain and the Continent? According to The Telegraph, the British Army thinks that the only defenders left may be “snowflakes, binge gamers and ‘me, me, me millennials’ in new recruitment drive.” So when the ‘enemy horde’ is at the gates, our savior is to be a WOW (World of Warcraft) top gun? Well, I for one, feel a whole lot safer knowing that a selfie-addicted, snowflake, binge-gamer is keeping me safe at night.
The new recruitment advertising campaign, titled ‘Your Army Needs You’, launches on January 3 with a series of adverts on TV and the internet as well as billboard posters.
The three adverts tell the stories of individuals whose perceived weaknesses are seen as strengths by the Army.
Potential recruits are shown at home or work, with others calling out their stereotypes, before the scene changes to depict them in the Army performing roles where their potential is recognised.