Mobile Trump Derangement Syndrome Intervention Vehicle

   
   

Crazy In California – Hi-Capacity Assault Straw Dispensers Banned

First they said “You can’t go to Oklahoma (and 8 other states)“, then they came for your plastic bags and your tasty foie gras, they banished your pet gerbil , neutered your firearms,  and now, insult to injury, they’re gonna put you in jail for using an ‘effing straw!!!  Get out while you can!  Err… on second thought, don’t.  No sense giving you the chance to screw up someone else’s state.

**Thanks Anon in MT

   
   

Amber Heard – Oppression Chic

These rich and privileged  Hollywood types really need to get over themselves.  The latest, Amber Heard posing in her tastefully chosen “Oppression Chic” outfit telling the rest of us US Immigration policy sucks.  And this coming from the woman that married Johnny Depp.  Somehow when it come to common sense and public policy, I’m not so sure that we really want any from the woman that presided over that hot mess of a marriage.

   
   

Don’t Gimme No Crappuccino, Just Some ‘Effing Coffee, Please?

   
   

The Smoking Monkey Knows….

   
   

Starbucks Complies With ‘Fair Packaging and Labeling Act’

**Fair Packaging and Labeling Act