The Smoking Monkey Knows….

Starbucks Complies With ‘Fair Packaging and Labeling Act’

**Fair Packaging and Labeling Act

SJW’s – ‘Tools’ Blaming Tools

**Tool – Tool: (noun)

1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it’s going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.

2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!

3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck.

4.) David Hogg

A Day Late With The Kid’s Easter Baskets

Coffee Causes Cancer In California

From KABC7, “Starbucks, other coffee sellers ordered to warn California customers of carcinogens in coffee“.  Hey, everything causes cancer in California, don’t you know?

Beware of the Dog! Have a cuppa cancer.

A judge ruled that Starbucks and other coffee sellers in California must provide a cancer warning on their products for customers.

A nonprofit group sued several companies that sell coffee, including Starbucks, coffee distributors and retailers in 2010.

The lawsuit claimed those companies violated state law, which requires them to warn consumers about chemicals in the roasting process that may cause cancer. One of those chemicals is acrylamide, which is a carcinogen.

The Newest Challenge For The ‘Tide Pod Generation’

It doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to point out (heh) that the newest “Challenge” in support of Gun Control could leave the participants digitally challenged.  But, hey….most of the Tide Pod Generation are Two Thumb texters, so it probably wouldn’t matter to them any way.

Tide Pod Graduation Class

Fit To Be Hogg Tied

Here’s Johnny, err…Here’s Davey

From the Gateway Pundit’s article, “Deranged…“, we find that Parkland High School’s Social Justice Warrior, David Hogg, may actually be a candidate for a Baker Act intervention.  Obviously, it does take a trained professional to make the final determination, but I’ll bet on the eyes every time – the Jack Nicholson eyes.

In a troubling profanity-laced video, theater student David Hogg appears unstable as he berates the viewer with lines referring to NRA Members as “Pathetic F*ers” who “want to continue to sell more guns, murder more children.” He begins the piece stating “they could have blood from children splattered all over their faces and they wouldn’t take action!”