“Kids these days have never had it so good, yet they still complain about the tiniest thing not being they way they’d like it.”
There’s a whole lotta Goats, Frogs, and Dead Birds going on. Not to mention the creepy little Porcelain-looking Heads.
**AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)
**Monarch Butterfly Metamorphosis to Chrysalis
Update: The Portland Witches announced today that there will be a major technology update for next year’s Paddleboarding event. Spokeswitch Bella Strange said, “Our new twin engine brooms are really gonna churn up the old Willamette River next year. Our biggest concern will be in avoiding being cited for excessive wakes in the newly designated “No Wake Zones“.