“Kids these days have never had it so good, yet they still complain about the tiniest thing not being they way they’d like it.”
There’s a whole lotta Goats, Frogs, and Dead Birds going on. Not to mention the creepy little Porcelain-looking Heads.
**AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)
**Monarch Butterfly Metamorphosis to Chrysalis
Update: The Portland Witches announced today that there will be a major technology update for next year’s Paddleboarding event. Spokeswitch Bella Strange said, “Our new twin engine brooms are really gonna churn up the old Willamette River next year. Our biggest concern will be in avoiding being cited for excessive wakes in the newly designated “No Wake Zones“.
In addition to their real problems with Anifas, slugs, killer moss, extreme Vitamin D Deficiencies (no ‘effing sunshine), bad Municipal Governance, being spitting distance from 10 Civilization killing Volcanos, toenail fungus, Birkenstocks everywhere, and now, a major, bordering on humungus, Paddleboarding Witch Infestation.
And you know what that means….
Protesters In Durham, North Carolina Pull Down Confederate Statue Outside Government Building
Usually when a rock star passes, I’ll memorialize the event with an edition of the “Keith Richards, RIP Update“, but for Steven Tyler, since he still actually lives, he’ll miss out on the Keith Richards update. Steven’s problem is that he’s being a bitch about Donald Trump playing his music at events. So being a little passive-aggressive myself, if I can’t listen to Aerosmith at Trump events, I just won’t listen to any Aerosmith. From Breitbart, “Steven Tyler Sends Trump Cease and Desist Letter Barring Aerosmith Songs at Rallies“.
Rock icon and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler does not want to be associated with President Donald Trump. To that end, he has sent a cease-and-desist letter through his lawyer, Dina LaPolt.
Yesterday, Trump played Aerosmith hit “Livin’ on the Edge” at a West Virginia rally. Today, Tyler responded.
In the letter from Tyler’s attorney, he claims that the use of his music “gives the false impression that Tyler is endorsing Trump’s presidency.”
First they said “You can’t go to Oklahoma (and 8 other states)“, then they came for your plastic bags and your tasty foie gras, they banished your pet gerbil , neutered your firearms, and now, insult to injury, they’re gonna put you in jail for using an ‘effing straw!!! Get out while you can! Err… on second thought, don’t. No sense giving you the chance to screw up someone else’s state.
**Thanks Anon in MT
These rich and privileged Hollywood types really need to get over themselves. The latest, Amber Heard posing in her tastefully chosen “Oppression Chic” outfit telling the rest of us US Immigration policy sucks. And this coming from the woman that married Johnny Depp. Somehow when it come to common sense and public policy, I’m not so sure that we really want any from the woman that presided over that hot mess of a marriage.
Love your "Oppression Chic" outfit. How many wardrobe consultants did it take to pick it out? Yep. Your olive drab pants and combat boots are perfectly staged. And that "the General staring into the distance pose"…. Priceless. pic.twitter.com/VaMQmYpbYp
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