Question For Gillette – Does Being ‘Woke’ Mean You Have To Shave Your Pits and Legs?

Could this be a sinister marketing ploy to sell more excruciatingly expensive razor blades?  Would being a ‘girly-man‘ require one to shave more square inches of skin, hence, more wear and tear on those corporate annuities called Fusion 5 or Mach 3?

Here’s Gillette back when men were men….

   
   

Justin Trudeau’s Escaped Eyebrow Found On It’s Way To The Calgary ‘Stampede’

Claim.  “I was just Trying To Get Away From All The Girlie Men.”