For the WIN last week at the National Spelling Bee competition….
Moderator: Your word is HYPOCRISY. An example of a hypocrite is a person who says they care about the environment, but are constantly littering. Hypocrisy.
Contestant: Alright. HYPOCRISY. Hypocrisy. G-I-L-L-E-T-T-E. Gillette. Hypocrisy.
And the audience breaks out into cheers…
Found here first.
Could this be a sinister marketing ploy to sell more excruciatingly expensive razor blades? Would being a ‘girly-man‘ require one to shave more square inches of skin, hence, more wear and tear on those corporate annuities called Fusion 5 or Mach 3?
I've been looking for an excuse to ween myself from Gillette's overpriced blades–now I've found it. The last thing I need is a lecture on 'toxic masculinity' while I get ready face all the assaults of the world to provide for my family. Hello Harry's. Hello, Dollar Shave.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 14, 2019
Here’s Gillette back when men were men….