Justin. First, you’ve got to lose the girlie-man socks…
Michelle “Mooch” Obama
Move Over Gwyneth…
You Don’t Hold A Candle To Moochelle Obama.
And speaking of candles… No one beats the scent and gentle glow from Charlie Tuna’s taper.
Ah….”geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that finishes with a hint of Euthynnus.”
A Netflix Original – “The Jihad Squad”
The first “uplifting” project from Barack and Moochelle Obama
From Rolling Stone, “Barack, Michelle Obama Unveil Initial Slate of Netflix Projects.”
Seven projects are in the initial slate that span scripted and unscripted docuseries as well as feature-length films and documentaries. The offerings will reflect Higher Ground’s core values of resilience, determination, hope and unity while lifting new voices and stories that inspire change.
The President and First Lady Meet The Queen
**Eye Bleach link. Don’t Go There. You were warned.
Gillette Unveils This Year’s Super Bowl Ad Spokesmodel and Cheerleader
Be the best that you can be….Or if not, be what you are….Or if not that, be what we think you should be….Or failing that, don’t be us.
And the cheerleader….Priceless.
Ho’ No, Michelle O’!! Say It’s Not So…
The Gateway Pundit reports, “Michelle Obama Flaunts Thigh-High Sequin Streetwalker Boots on Book Tour.”
Sarah Jessica Parker, who played Carrie Bradshaw in the highly popular TV series “Sex and the City,” had an obsession with high end shoes and boots, so the TV star gushed over Michelle Obama’s over-the-top thigh-high boots.
Didn’t write a ‘best-seller’ and don’t have the big bucks ($4000) to blow on boots…? Well, as some famous cable network opinionator says, “Let not your heart be troubled”, because there is a low-cost solution from Ho’s R Us – err… The Upscale Stripper. For a little over a hundred $Bucks you can have your very own pair of the Michelle O’ knockoffs. The only kicker is that you have to fight Barry O’ for them.
#BringBackMyJob
Michelle Obama is not the only one to have lost a good job to an immigrant…
Ms. and Mr. Mooch Recount The Story of Vlad ‘the Influencer’ Putin
Unilever’s Next Dove Advertising ‘Shit Storm’
Having washed their hands of their last lambasted ‘transitions‘ ad, Unilever-Dove has doubled-down with this new Mooch-Melania transition themed ad.
The story from CNBC, “Dove apologizes after social media users skewer soap ad as racist.”
Personal care brand Dove said a recent marketing campaign “missed the mark in representing women of color thoughtfully,” amid criticism that the advertisements were racially insensitive.
**FakeNews Alert**