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“Golden Handcuffs” by ChatGPT
The world was shocked today as former President Donald Trump was arrested and booked into jail. In a stunning turn of events, Trump was apprehended by the FBI while playing golf at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. When asked for comment, Trump reportedly replied, “I always said I was a great golfer, and now I’ve got the record for the most handcuffs on a golf course.”
As news of the arrest spread, crowds gathered outside the jail, chanting “Lock him up!” and “Orange is the new black!” One protester held a sign that read, “Even the walls of his cell will be better decorated than the White House.” Meanwhile, Trump’s lawyers insisted that he was innocent and claimed that the charges were politically motivated. In a statement, they said, “This is nothing more than a witch hunt by the radical left. We will fight these baseless allegations with every tweet we’ve got.”
Inside the jail, Trump reportedly struggled to adjust to his new surroundings. He complained about the lack of gold fixtures in his cell and demanded to speak to the warden’s supervisor. When he was told that he would be served a standard prison meal, consisting of bologna sandwiches and fruit cocktail, he exclaimed, “I’ve had better food at McDonald’s! This is an outrage!” However, his mood improved when he realized that he would be getting a new wardrobe, consisting of an orange jumpsuit and matching shoes.
As the news media descended on the jail, Trump’s Twitter account remained silent. However, rumors circulated that he was secretly communicating with his supporters through coded messages in his mugshot. Some claimed that the positioning of his hands formed a hidden message, while others speculated that the number on his booking form held a secret meaning. One conspiracy theorist even suggested that the angle of his chin revealed a hidden agenda.
In the end, Trump’s arrest proved to be a turning point in American history. The nation finally had closure on the question of whether the president was above the law. As one commentator put it, “He may have been the commander-in-chief, but now he’s just another inmate with a number. And that’s the way it should be.” Meanwhile, Trump’s detractors celebrated with a mocktail called the “Impeachmint Julep,” while his supporters mourned with a “Sour Grapes Martini.”