Area 51 – New Extraterrestrial Lifeform Discovered

Taking it’s place alongside the “Greys”, the “Little Green Men”, and the “Reptiloids”, is the newly discovered eyeless “Purple Puffinoid.” The Puffinoid is thought to be a distant cousin of the “One-eyed, One-horned, Flyin’ Purple People Eater”.

Sheb Wooley — The Purple People Eater Original Version

https://youtu.be/Qz7Why57qVc

Snot-nosed Egg Separator – Priceless!!

I don’t know about you, but you need to get one of these babies.  Just imagine your satisfaction at getting your Christmas shopping done for that obnoxious #Liberal #Snowflake niece in Eugene Oregon early this year.  Priceless!!

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