Does Anyone Smell Smoke? October 11, 2015 by rainman This is a “Multiple-choice” test question. All I want for my birthday is a: 1) A Haircut 2) A Wig 3) A Fire Extinguisher 4) A Ride in an Ambulance 5) A Brain, Duh 6) A Cupcake that doesn’t taste like Scorched Weasel