Democrat Funny Money

The Push for Oprah on $50 bill, Kamala Harris on $100, Taylor Swift on $20

Washington Examiner–The British information firm Merchant Machine called for putting Vice President Kamala Harris on the $100 bill, media big Oprah Winfrey on the $50 bill, and tennis champ Serena Williams on the $10 bill. And if Tubman is sidelined, the firm suggested singer Taylor Swift on the $20 bill.

No, it’s not the Pete Buttigieg $5 Dollar Bill, but Alfred E. Neuman’s –of Mad Magazine fame.

“To counteract this gender disparity, we showcase six of the most influential women of 2020 who we feel are deserving to adorn the future series of banknotes. From leading us through the COVID-19 pandemic, fighting for climate change, dominating the music and athletic spaces, and revolutionizing the political landscapes, these are the women making modern history,” said the firm.

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Rule Zv – Why Settle For A Corona When You Could Have An Ebola?

Party your way through the coming Zombie Apocalypse no matter which virus comes your way…

Rule Zv – If  there a 50 Million people under Military quarantine in China, and the Authorities are doing the Alfred E. Neuman “What, Me Worry” routine on you, then you had better start worrying.

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Alfred E. Neuman – The Early Years – update

Alfred E. Neuman’s formerly closeted brother from another mother, Pete, is running for President of the United States.  And Alfred’s endorsement of his BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) is…?  Drumroll, please.  “What? Me Worry?”

Alfred and his BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) Mayor Pete Buttigieg

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Obama’s “What? Me Worry” Presidential Portrait

Alfred E. Neuman says that we have really sunk to picking low hanging fruit in coming up with these Obama Presidential Portrait shticks. But just wait until we start on Michelle….

And you know where Alfred E. Newman can be found, there’s a pretty good chance that Homer Simpson is close at hand.