The Hollywood ‘Wokesters’ have well and truly screwed the pooch (or the rabbit, if you will) on this classical reboot.
“Get Woke Go Broke”
It Took This Crap Artist To Create This Crap Art
Shit For Brains Artist
Shit For Brains Art
Go Woke, Get Broke
“For they sow the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.” Hosea 8:7
No Gold For Woke Rapinoe
Megan Rapinoe sheds hot, salty tears over no Gold Medal.
No Goldo For Woko Rapinoe
Mr. Peanut Killed Off By Planters
Was it an ‘heroic’ end to the 104 year old salty old spokespeanut, or a case of premature wokeness?
EW–Mr. Peanut, who lived out the entirety of his years as the mascot of the Planters snack food company, has died. He was 104.
The iconic brand ambassador died heroically sacrificing himself to save his friends Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh. The trio were driving down a desert road in Mr. Peanut’s signature vehicle, the Nutmobile, when Mr. Peanut swerved to avoid an armadillo, sending them flying from the car and ending up dangling from a precarious branch. Mr. Peanut chose to let go of the branch, plummeting into the canyon below, to let his companions live.
