Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff Meets The Great White Whale – An Allegory

Today’s Lesson In Allegory. The little guy with the stuck tongue is Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff. The Pole that little Adam’s tongue is stuck to is Trump’s “Moby Impeachment Dick.”

Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff going down with Trump’s “Moby Impeachment Dick”.

**Any insinuation that Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff’s tongue was stuck to Trump’s actual “Great White Whale” was unintended and coincidental. But now that you’ve seen it, it can not be unseen.

Rachel Schiff’s Moby Dick

“Call me Ishmael.”

Just as Herman Melville’s Captain Ahab relentlessly pursued his “great white whale” in an around the world quest, Rachel Schiff continues to pursue zi/zir/their whale, Donald J. Trump.  With Melville’s Ahab, it didn’t end well.  In spite of his ship sinking, still out in his whaling boat, Ahab, continues to try to harpoon his nemesis, Moby Dick, one last time. His harpoon throw misses the great white whale and the harpoon’s rope becomes the noose around his neck that causes him to strangle and drown.

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