This looks like a job for Ozzy ‘The Interpreter Man.’
Joe Biden — “Dololo expression, time is money. As one computer said ‘if you’re on the train and they say portal bridge you know you better make other plans.’”
“Keaxats axalo riko vuskleems. Focaxauso dib ug skeek pit dung, Pum’v scaxalow eb teaxachols”— Just put it through the “Gibberish Translator” and all becomes very, very clear…
Joe’s Big Monkey Gibberish Translator
And what kind of gibberish would you like with your word salad today?
Joe Biden said, “Environmental justice so we can turn the faucet on and drink water, breathe clean air. I’m sor – I’m about to end, but lo, liv – you ‘ow, we have to live so, I mean, we have to just give people a chance…” Give the ‘peeps’ a chance, Joe. Or was that peace. Whatever. You gotta feel for the poor sign language guy.
— Jon Nicosia (@NewsPolitics) September 15, 2020