Br’er Weasel

So Br’er Fox had caught Br’er Rabbit and this time Br’er Fox said he was going to cook Br’er Rabbit and eat him up for good! Br’er Rabbit was mighty scared. He begged, “Oh, Br’er Fox, I don’t care what you do with me, so long as you just don’t throw me in that briar patch over there. Go on and barbecue me up, Br’er Fox, but please don’t throw me in that briar patch.”

Br’er Fox said he was going to roast him anyhow, but when he went to hang Br’er Rabbit up over the fire, he found he didn’t have any string to tie him up with. “Well, I guess I can’t roast you,” Br’er Fox said. “I guess I’ll have to drown you instead.” Br’er Rabbit pleaded, “Oh, Br’er Fox, go ahead and drown me then, just so long as you don’t throw me into that briar patch!”

“Well,” said Br’er Fox, “it looks like there’s no water around here to drown you in. I guess I’ll skin you instead.” “Okay, Br’er Fox, no problem,” chattered Br’er Rabbit, “Go ahead and skin me, cut out my eyes, cut off my legs, just don’t throw me into that briar patch!”

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Chicago Pizza – Different Delivery Driver, Same Old Results

21 Shot Friday into Sunday Morning Across (New) Mayor Brandon Johnson’s Chicago

Breitbart–Twenty-one people were shot, one of them fatally, Friday into Sunday morning across (New) Mayor Brandon Johnson’s (D) Chicago.

ABC 7 reported the violence began Friday just after 6:20 p.m., when a 33-year-old man was shot who was standing “in the 100-block of West 105th Street.”

He was hospitalized in good condition.

The violence continued all day Saturday and into Sunday morning, which is when a 30-year-old man and 29-year-old woman were driving together “in the 2200-block of West Walnut Street” and both were shot.

HeyJackass–Chicago Crime, Murder & Mayhem