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Transgender woman ‘demands’ ex-boyfriend to return her testicles from his fridge

New York Post–A transgender Michigan woman has demanded her ex-boyfriend return her surgically removed testicles — which she claims he is keeping in a refrigerated jar.

Brianna Kingsley, 40, of Pontiac, filed an affidavit claiming her ex, William Wojciechowski, 37, “retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs,” The Detroit News reported.

“Demand immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500,” adds the handwritten claim filed last week in Pontiac’s 50th District Court, where the amount is the maximum allowed in the small-claims division.