Executive Orders
Joe Biden – “I Have A Pen And An Anus…”
Yes you do, Joe. Yes you do.
Barack Obama – I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone – and I can use that pen to sign executive orders and take executive actions and administrative actions that move the ball forward.
Captain Underpants Announces Mandatory (and Womantory) Face Mask Requirement
Joe Biden also announced his support for women in athletics even if that woman (or he/she/they/whatever) wears a jock strap.
Trump’s New TPP Executive Order
Whoops! That headline should have been “Trump’s New Executive TP Order.
**Being in The Media means “Never having to say you’re sorry“.