How Many Facts Could A Fact Checker Check, If A Fact Checker Could Check Facts?

The “Infinite Monkey Fact-checking Theorem” states that a monkey checking random facts for an infinite amount of time will almost surely correctly check any given fact, such as who was behind the “Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax” or “Was the 2020 Election Rigged”. In fact, the monkey would almost surely check every possible finite fact an infinite number of times.

Santa’s Server Hacked…??!! SJW Elves Suspected

138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa’s Nice List In Middle Of Night

The Babylon Bee–NORTH POLE—Santa Claus’s nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and secure on an unhackable server under his workshop.

But some are questioning the legitimacy of the nice list after the tally suddenly spiked in the middle of the night, adding over 138,000 kids to the good side of the list.

After sorting kids according to their niceness or naughtiness for hours, Santa had abruptly stopped counting and gone to bed, saying he was tired and taking a break for the night, even though he is magical and does not need to sleep.

**Found at The Babylon Bee so even if one adds the /sarc ‘n/snark tag you can bet the article will get fact checked by the Mainstream Media.