Haitian Creole

You didn't drink the water did you, Conan? Oh….that's too bad. No, rum does not protect you. Your shots are all up to date, right? And you did get the sub-saharan African upgrade, too? Right? None of those? Eewww!! Your probably not gonna have much fun in about 18 hrs.

— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 23, 2018