“You smell marvelous, Eric.”
I always said that if you had to listen to Eric Swalwll blather, you need to hold your nose. Apparantly, that metaphor is both literally and figuratively true.
But Farting LIVE On National TV??
Either “You Da Man” (giving some credit for a ‘guy thing’ spectacularly done), or you’re so full of your own self and this Impeachment Bullshit that even your own bowels couldn’t stand it. But whatever….
Tonight you have sole ownership of the coveted “Golden Turd Award”. Job well done, Mr. Swalwell. My guess is you’ve just become a very, very tempting target for a new Presidential nickname. Heh. You should also beware of being kicked off the AOC’s Green New Deal Island for single-handedly taking months off Mother Earth’s survival – flatulence, you know, Eric, flatulence.
Eric Swalwell. You know you’re a bad candidate for President when even CNN takes a dump on you. Mouth vomit? I’m dyin’ here…
* Eric Swalwell: You know that guy in high school who has a catchphrase? And, the first time you hear it, you’re like “That’s not bad!” But by the time he says it for the 30th time before lunch, you have to fight down the urge to vomit in your mouth? That’s Eric Swalwell and “pass the torch.”
**Eric in all his glory found here. Heh.
Swalwell is polling at Zero, Zip, Nada in the RealClearPolitics Polling. No different from his personality, proposals, or Presidential prospects. Just ‘effing go away Eric.
If you're an American, native born, naturalized or legally going thru the process to become an American, "there's nothing we won't do" in the streets, the courts and especially the Ballot Box to erase your Presidential Candidacy. You have weaponized yourself against us. Begone.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) June 22, 2019
Mr. President Eric Swelledhead. It has quite to ring to it, don’t you think? Nuke ’em, Eric!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (etc.) Congressman. You made my day. Should you ever break the 1% threshold and become a 'player', I'll bring the popcorn to the opening night of your Democrat buddy inspired Oppo Research Proctological Exam gala. Mr. President Swelledhead. Hah.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) April 9, 2019
Rep. Swalwell demonstrates the fine art of Democratic governance – be a media-whoring, passive-aggressive douche-bag at every possible opportunity.