Courtesy of the NY Daily News we get, perhaps, the stupidest story yet about Trump Deraignment Syndrome, “The complete guide to fleeing President Donald Trump’s America“.
For folks across the nation, the election of Donald Trump would make America grate — again.
The mere thought of President Trump taking the oath of office on Jan. 20, 2017, has already led to threats from U.S. citizens that they would leave our red, white and blue borders behind if The Donald reaches The White House.
But get this howler!! The number one “Enclave for expats” is (drumroll, please), Singapore–the Caning Capital of the World. I would encourage Meg Wagner, the author of this tripe, to take her own advice and try it. Then she can pen another piece and tell us all how it worked out for her.
Singapore might be your best bet. The island nation boasts the top quality of life for expats, according to a 2015 survey of expats by InterNations, a 2 million-person strong network of migrants.
The Asian county earned the title for its slew of high-paying jobs, welcoming atmosphere, stellar health care facilities and top-notch public transit. English, one of Singapore’s four official languages, is used frequently, especially in urban areas, so communication barriers are limited for Americans.
Move you Lefty idiots! These fine folks in Singapore will beat you like a drum, and there ain’t no safe spaces. Here’s your menu of caning choices. Chew on it. The list below is just a partial summary. The link clicks to a complete list which is a real killer.
OFFENCES FOR WHICH JUDICIAL CANING IS AVAILABLE IN SINGAPORE
Drugs offences
| Minimum strokes | Maximum strokes * | Offence | Legislation | Year enacted |
| 2 | 15 | Trafficking of a minimum quantity of drugs | 35 and 33 Misuse of Drugs Act | 1973 |
| 5 | 15 | Unauthorised import or export of drugs | S7 and 33 Misuse of Drugs Act | 1973 |
| 3 | 12 | Repeat consumption of specified drugs | S33A Misuse of Drugs Act | 1998 |
| 5 | 15 | Unauthorised manufacture of drugs | Misuse of Drugs Act | 1973 |
Immigration offences
| Minimum strokes | Maximum strokes * | Offence | Legislation | Year enacted |
| 3 | 24 | Entering or remaining in Singapore without a valid pass | S6, 11A Immigration Act | 1989 |
| 3 | 24 | Illegal overstayers for a period exceeding 90 days | S15 Immigration Act | 1989 |
| 3 | 24 | Engaged in business of conveying into Singapore and prohibited immigrant | S57(c) Immigration Act | 1989 |
| 3 | 24 | Knowingly employing more than 5 illegal immigrants | S57(e) Immigration Act | 1989 |
Sexual offences
| Minimum strokes | Maximum strokes * | Offence | Legislation | Year enacted |
| Nil | 24 | Rape | S375+ Penal code | 1871 |
| 12 | 24 | Voluntarily causing hurt or putting person in fear of death or hurt in order to commit rape; or statutory rape of a woman under 14 years of age | S376 Penal Code | 1871 (1984) |
| 1 | 24 | Voluntarily causing or attempting to cause death, hurt or wrongful restraint in order to outrage modesty | S354A(1) Penal Code | 1871 |
| Nil | 24 | Assault or use of criminal force to a person with intent to outrage modesty | S354 Penal Code | 1860 |
| 1 | 24 | Assault or use of criminal force to a person with intent to outrage modesty in a lift or against any person under 14 years of age | S354A(2) Penal code | 1984 |
| Nil | 24 | Sexual penetration of a corpse | S377 Penal code | 2007 |
| Nil | 24 | Sexual penetration with a living animal | S377B Penal code | 2007 |
| Nil | 24 | Second or subsequent offence relating to prostitution | S140(2) Women’s Charter | 1961 |
| Nil | 24 | Second or subsequent offence of living on or trading in prostitution | S146(2) Women’s Charter | 1961 |
| Nil | 24 | Sexual penetration without consent | S376 Penal Code | 2007 |
| 12 | 24 | Sexual penetration of a minor | S376A Penal Code | 2007 |
Public order offences
| Minimum strokes | Maximum strokes * | Offence | Legislation | Year enacted |
| Nil | 24 | Rioting | S146 + 147 Penal code | 1973 |
| Nil | 24 | Rioting armed with a deadly weapon | S148 Penal Code | 1973 |
| 3 | 8 | Vandalism (writing, drawing, painting marking or inscribing on any public or private property without permission and stealing destroying or damaging any public property) | S3 Vandalism Act | 1966 |
| Nil | 24 | Every member of an unlawful assembly shall be deemed guilty of rioting if committed in prosecution of a common object | S149 Penal Code | |
| Nil | 24 | Joining an unlawful assembly armed with a deadly weapon | S144 Penal Code | 2008 |
| Nil | 24 | Person who hires, or connives at hiring, others to join an unlawful assembly punishable as a member of such unlawful assembly | S150 Penal Code |