Animal Farm
More Than Just George Orwell’s Furry Friends
MGM Can’t Stand The New Marvel Universe Movie, Either
Marvel Studios’ latest movie, The Marvels, exhibits all the symptoms of a rusty creative process. Despite some sparse bursts of charm, it lacks quality control. While the whole enterprise is still profitable and one of Disney’s most reliable brands, the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) has seen better days.
**Yeah, we know it was an ‘effing Disney movie, but the kitty was cute
Rocky Raccoon Is Pissed
His woman must have run off with another guy…
Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eyeRocky didn’t like that
He said, “I’m gonna get that boy”
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloonRocky Raccoon, checked into his room
Only to find Gideon’s Bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
The Beatles – Rocky Raccoon