Who Lasted Longer? The ‘Mooch’ Or The ‘Duck’

TJ Ducklo just got shitcanned

The obnoxious and self-serving Anthony Scaramucci lasted ten whole days as Trump’s Director of Communications.  That does appear to be the record, but apparently T.J. Ducklo’s transgressions actually occurred more that three weeks ago which would have put him only a day or two into Biden’s term.  The White House just couldn’t (or wouldn’t) pull the trigger.  So we’ll just have to let the Refs review the ‘instant replay footage’ and make the call.

T.J. ‘The Destroyer’ Ducklo

Democrat Funny Money

The Push for Oprah on $50 bill, Kamala Harris on $100, Taylor Swift on $20

Washington Examiner–The British information firm Merchant Machine called for putting Vice President Kamala Harris on the $100 bill, media big Oprah Winfrey on the $50 bill, and tennis champ Serena Williams on the $10 bill. And if Tubman is sidelined, the firm suggested singer Taylor Swift on the $20 bill.

No, it’s not the Pete Buttigieg $5 Dollar Bill, but Alfred E. Neuman’s –of Mad Magazine fame.

“To counteract this gender disparity, we showcase six of the most influential women of 2020 who we feel are deserving to adorn the future series of banknotes. From leading us through the COVID-19 pandemic, fighting for climate change, dominating the music and athletic spaces, and revolutionizing the political landscapes, these are the women making modern history,” said the firm.

**Found here.

“Biden, Inc.” Is Alive And Well

Over his decades in office, ‘Middle-Class Joe’s’ family fortunes have closely tracked his political career.

Politico–In the late summer of 2006 Joe Biden’s son Hunter and Joe’s younger brother, James, purchased the firm. On their first day on the job, they showed up with Joe’s other son, Beau, and two large men and ordered the hedge fund’s chief of compliance to fire its president, according to a Paradigm executive who was present…

At the time, the senator was just months away from both assuming the chairmanship of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and launching his second presidential bid. According to the executive, James Biden made it clear he viewed the fund as a way to take money from rich foreigners who could not legally give money to his older brother or his campaign account. “We’ve got investors lined up in a line of 747s filled with cash ready to invest in this company,” the executive remembers James Biden saying.