Donald J. Trump
Port In The Electoral Storm
If a Wall Is Good Enough For Taylor Swift, Then It’s Good Enough For America
This ironic, hypocritical howler comes from Vanity Fair, “Taylor Swift Is Building a Wall“.
Some walls are meant to keep people in. Some walls are meant to keep people out. Some walls can be broken down with solid therapy and two glasses of Cab Sauv. Taylor Swift, for her part, is building a wall around her Beverly Hills mansion. It’s hard to say what kind of wall this one will be yet, but the objective appears to be keeping paparazzi and other bogeymen out, according to TMZ, which has viewed the permit for the new build.
Who Truly Represents American Values? The Trumps? Or Barack Obama?
Here’s a lesson Barack Obama could learn from Donald and Melania Trump. It’s simple. If you want people to respect you, look them in the eyes as you give them a firm handshake. Bowing and shining your country’s adversary’s shoes with your eyes just doesn’t cut it.
Trump Derangement Syndrome – Ben and Jerry’s Style
So Donald Trump has an extra scoop of ice cream and liberal’s heads explode everywhere? Imagine, then if you will, a world in which the President orders a “cherry on top” of his extra scoops? Perhaps with extra whipped cream…?
The Runaways – “Cherry Bomb”
One couldn’t find a more appropriate group of libs than Mses. Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart and Floria Sigismondi to provided some ‘Trumped’ up outrage.
Donald J. Trump and Kim Jong-un Reach Agreement
Both Kim and Trump have reached agreement that territorial integrity of each of their most personal hairstyle assets shall not be encroached upon or expropriated by either party in any way. Any perceived incidence of such misappropriation will immediately be taken to the full UN Security Council for adjudication.
Trump Displays Class Act Returning Marine’s Hat
From the Daily Caller, “Trump Stops To Pick Up Marine’s Hat“.
While boarding Marine One at Joint Base Andrews on Saturday night, President Trump stopped twice to pick up a Marine’s dress hat that had been blown away by the wind.
Trump arrived at Joint Base Andrews following the G20 Summit in Hamburg, Germany, where he had his first face-to-face meeting with Russian president Vladimir Putin.
While heading toward the Marine One helicopter, Trump noticed that one Marine had lost his dress hat to the wind.
Trump picked up the hat just in front of the steps to the helicopter and placed it back on the Marine’s head while giving him a couple of affectionate pats on his arm.