The new ‘New Gadsden’ Flag…
TEOTWAWKI
In The Land Of The Bell Bottoms
Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said
“Do you come from the land of bell bottoms?
If You Can’t Make It In Tacos, Keep Trying
Taco Bell’s New ‘Special Salsa’ and Body Wash…
Do You Need One More Reason Not To Fly?
Delta Airliners Add ‘Explosive Diarrhea‘ Warning Lights
Babylon Bee–Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an “explosive diarrhea’ warning light.
“This quickly became our No. 2 priority,” said airline spokeswoman Charmin Brown. “After this week’s unfortunate experience, we decided that, much like seatbelts or no-smoking lights, it would be best to have a way to notify all of our passengers of explosive diarrhea. This way, everyone onboard will be made aware whenever it’s, you know, about to hit the fan.”
Passengers onboard diarrhea plane share ordeal: ‘It was dribbled down the aisle, smelled horrible’
How Rainbows Are Made – The Booty-Scooting Unicorn
You may never looks at a rainbow the same way again.
Things You’ll Never Buy Once You Know What They’re Made Of!, Amazing Sausage Production Processes
There’s The ‘China Syndrome’…
And Then There’s The ‘Taco Bell Syndrome’
