Here’s Bernie’s Mittens takin’ it easy in Winslow, Arizona. You can tell he has seven women on his mind…
https://youtu.be/_2z06OLwXMY
No challenge to pick a song to go along with this meme. One might say that it was way too easy.
The Eagles
Hotel California Reviewed
“Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
‘Relax’ said the night man,
‘We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'”
The Daily Beast reports, “She Posted a Bad Yelp Review. Then Her Nightmare Began.”
Two weeks after she posted a blurb about a disappointing bachelorette party venue on Long Island, the cyberbullying—in the form of disturbing, harassing, sexually explicit messages—started flooding her Facebook and her wedding website.
And for the guitar solo…
Twilight Zone California
“You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!”
The Eagles – “Hotel California”
https://youtu.be/-nmpVYcg23c
Prisoners Of Our Own Device
“Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said “We are all just prisoners here, of our own device”
And in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can’t kill the beast”
The Eagles – “Hotel California”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R80Q_FQGKj4
**A day without hearing “Hotel California” is like a day without sunshine….
Nostalgia – Checkout Any Time You Like
But you can never leave.
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
The Eagles – “Hotel California”