Yep. Karma’s a bitch and she likes to hurt you.
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Another Of Darwin’s Nutjobs
Talk about flattening the old genome curve…
And then there’s doggo, “Woof. I’ll lick ’em for ya boss, but it’s still gonna really, really hurt.”
Hero Cop Has Reactions Like John Wick
The was definitely not the place for an old Social Worker.
Darwin’s Snake Handlers Brigade
He (soon to become a gender-neutered ‘it’) should be paying a little more attention to the juxtaposition of his trouser-snake and the snakey-snake in front of him.
Saving Darwin’s Li’l Duckies
One down, seven to go…Oopsie!! Only one left! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where’d he go, now? Hang on for the happy ending…
Darwin’s Concreters – Solid Jokesters
Oh, look! Here’s a can of spray paint just laying there. I wonder what would happen if I….
Open Box Before Eating Pizza
Darwin sez, “And your electric hair dryer is not a bathtub bubble blowing machine, either.”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin’s Lightning Brigade
Darwin notes acerbically, that violating the First Law of Thunderstorms e.g. “Don’t stand under the tallest thing around when there’s lightning, i.e. trees,” if you expect not to have your own personal genomes poached.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Cancun Ted Cruz
Darwin notes that politicians are generally known for the size of their genomes rather than their intellect. As for the self-awareness genome… ask Ted Cruz if he considered how his constituents might view his trip to Cancun while they were getting $17000 electric bills and still freezing.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
His Lights Stayed on During Texas’ Storm. Now He Owes $16,752.
The New York Times — As millions of Texans shivered in dark, cold homes over the past week while a winter storm devastated the state’s power grid and froze natural gas production, those who could still summon lights with the flick of a switch felt lucky.
Now, many of them are paying a severe price for it.
“My savings is gone,” said Scott Willoughby, a 63-year-old Army veteran who lives on Social Security payments in a Dallas suburb. He said he had nearly emptied his savings account so that he would be able to pay the $16,752 electric bill charged to his credit card — 70 times what he usually pays for all of his utilities combined. “There’s nothing I can do about it, but it’s broken me.”
