A “farmer urinating in a field is left in agony after a snake bites him on the penis.”
OMG!! It’ll be a while before that guy plants any “seed.” My guess is that that would be a net plus for the human genome.
TheDailyMail.com reports that:
Although the man was stable, his penis was ‘grossly swollen’, and covered in fluid-filled blisters where the snake’s teeth had entered, said doctors describing his case in the New England Journal of Medicine.