We’ll be going to Walmart and Cabelas for our next vacation… Which we’ll be taking next week and spending it at home. We just need to stock up on guns, ammo, Zombie supplies, food, water, toilet paper, batteries, more ammo, bleach, plastic sheeting, duct tape, yada, yada, and yada.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Notably, these symptoms tend to present after prolonged exposures, generally exceeding seis cervezas.
Don’t look up, Florida.
The National Weather Service (NWS) is warning citizens of South Florida to take cover as they forecast showers of frozen iguanas on Wednesday amid unusually low temperatures in the 30s and 40s around the region.
Apparently, iguanas are known to literally freeze in-state as temperatures reach around 40 degrees Fahrenheit. When this happens, they’re prone to slipping-off tree branches where they often reside.
This seems to be as cogent an argument as the Democrats trope that “voting Republican will starve children and force Granny to eat cat food…”
