G-Spot

As in Goat-Spot.  Meet Ahmed’s newest favorite girl.

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Ahmed is Abdullah’s brother by another other mother.

Rocket Man

I never understood the term “Crotch Rocket” until now.

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Arkansas Gas Chamber

Not a pretty way to die, but extremely effective.  Since this gas chamber was pressed into service, violent crime in Arkansas has dropped by 90%.

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Read more at your peril.  You have been warned.

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Heckle and Jeckle

No. It’s Laurel and Hardy. Wrong again. It’s Kasich and Christie. Same cartoon characters, just a different show.

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The French Connection

Up against the Wall, Climate.

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Sound Familiar?

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Oh, by the way, here’s the “Background Check” checklist.

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Black Friday – Redux

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Rule Z – Santa’s Coming

And he’s hungry.  And not just for milk and cookies….

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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